Step right up. This set of 5 ballpoint pens is a love letter to everyone surviving the beautiful disaster of modern work life — packaged in a dramatic marquee-style display card that’s basically a mood board for Mondays.
"Not Thriving, Just Surviving" — cream
"Welcome to the Sh*t Show" — coral red
"Hot Mess Express" — lavender
"Maybe Today, Satan" — cream
"What Fresh Hell Is This" — coral red
Set of 5 ballpoint pens with smooth black ink
Gold-tone metal accents for a chic finish
Packaged in a bold marquee-style display card — ready to gift
Lightweight and perfect for desk, bag, or gifting
The perfect gift for coworkers, work besties, nurses, teachers, Secret Santa, white elephant exchanges, or anyone who has ever looked at their inbox and whispered “what fresh hell is this.”
